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          By Oliver Bayliss 1. Got a Receiver 
            Inside my Head Radiohead: miserable, tedious, plagiarising, puerile, apologetic, self-obsessed, 
            guilt-ridden millionaire music for homesick students, with the occasional 
            clumsy and cringing political rant masquerading as relevancy. They 
            don’t do coke from 15-year-old half-formed cleavage backstage; they 
            do the Guardian crossword. Should you despise them, you would have 
            reasonable cause. But you’d be wrong, of course, completely and embarrassingly 
            wrong. Radiohead are vital, and should you disagree, then this article 
            should help ease your confusion on this matter.  For more than 10 years now, the collective entity of Radiohead, comprised 
            chiefly of five men from Oxford (along with their various associates 
            to complete the franchise) has been held captive on countless cassette, 
            vinyl, CD, video and DVD recordings across the planet, their cries 
            often swimming invisible around us in the electromagnetic ocean we 
            only know through receiving aesthetic mediums, sinking up through 
            the stratosphere and out into the void to interfere with alien navigation 
            systems. Radiohead symbols can be seen gracing many a young acolyte 
            in both anomalistic record shops and amoebic coffee chain outlets. 
            Their afferent racket is centred around the English words of Thom 
            Yorke but transcends many a language, and occasionally the physical 
            composites coalesce for brief periods of performance across various 
            continents, these days invariably to instant sell-out crowds in some 
            form of telepathic conspiracy to ensure that the likes of your correspondent 
            never live to hold another Radiohead concert ticket with trembling 
            hands again. They roost atop magazine polls at certain times of year, 
            grin and mumble on television with Jonathan Ross, are clapped at by 
            Jools Holland, soundtrack student communal kitchens, swirl above engine 
            noise in company cars, awake bewildered on “The Best Rock Album in 
            the World … Ever” compilations, gasp suddenly over segments of Blue 
            Peter, self-efface themselves on South Park, get beaten up in the 
            street by those they bemuse, are attempted to be danced to by children 
            on Top of the Pops, are dissected by classical musicians and reassembled 
            for stark and bewildered Frankenstein concerts. As mainstream bands 
            go, they are of the foremost, deemed to be one of the most important, 
            and given apparent artistic free reign by their employers.  The real question is “why?” Why is such an unoriginally awkward bunch of whingers so culturally dominant? 
            And why is such a vital EMI commodity apparently allowed to record 
            and release, at the cost of millions, whatever noise they like as 
            “proper music”? And why does it always sell while being so adverse 
            to the concept of “pop,” with the members clearly hating the process 
            of pedalling themselves. A band that find themselves everywhere mainly 
            because of a song they recorded about not belonging “here,” meaning 
            wherever it is when they play it. It’s something most Radiohead articles 
            and bios take for granted. When looking back at the crude middle-middle-class 
            posers in their earliest photo ops, inept agents of contempt standing 
            about in the street like idiots, one fails to see how they even got 
            through their first gigs without being beaten back by cultured laughter 
            and kinetic glass, let alone through city-hopping tours stretching 
            around the planet like some miserable version of the Jormungand serpent. 
            It’s a curiosity we shall explore here. First, let’s meet the band. Oxford, 1991: Four graduates and one student reform their schoolboy band, 
            On a Friday, so called either as a tribute to the Norse fertility 
            goddess Freya to ensure artist proliferation and sensual luxuriance, 
            or possibly because they used to rehearse after school on a Friday. 
            They are Ed O’Brien (lanky guitarist, whose classic handsomeness curses 
            him to be the waiter of a trendy restaurant); Phil Selway (the oldest 
            member of the ensemble, working for a publisher and playing the drums 
            with strident dignity); the brothers Greenwood, Colin (small affable 
            bassist with curious features, putting his English degree from Cambridge 
            to good use from behind the counter at Our Price) and the younger 
            Jonny (bizarrely beautiful and awkward multi-instrumentalist currently 
            at Oxford Brookes and somehow finding himself playing guitar); and, 
            finally, the pivotal piece, Thom E. Yorke. While the others can be regarded as aspiring musicians, Yorke is the gestating 
            pop star. After having clambered through adolescence within a skinny 
            and diminutive frame, with irregular teeth, mismatching eyes and obvious 
            but as-yet-unformed musical talent, he has developed both a planet-swallowing 
            ego and an attitude problem. By all accounts, he made few friends 
            while at Exeter University, despite notoriety as a singer/songwriter 
            and indie DJ (although he did get a girlfriend, illustrating the problem 
            to be beyond sexual frustration). Yorke is simply one of those characters 
            unable to slot into any other social function other than the Carnivalesque. 
            His current employment of assisting in a men’s clothes shop is a case 
            in point: When asked why he is failing to sell clothes by his manager, 
            his reply is “because they’re crap.” He’s on course for the dole queue, 
            where he will surely flitter back to in the years to come unless artistic 
            success is forthcoming. On the street, he’s an obnoxious little upstart 
            but perhaps in a similar way to how the Elephant Man would have been 
            a demigod had he been born in India instead of England, Yorke is a 
            rock star on stage. The would-be famous five move into a shared house together and proceed 
            to drive each other nuts. Soon enough they play regular local gigs, 
            have a demo tape (the profoundly titled “Manic Hedgehog”), A&R 
            interest, and suddenly from the void they have an eight-album deal 
            with Parlophone. The reasons for such an enormous break are unclear; 
            clearly the “Manic Hedgehog” demo must have been at least competent 
            and endowed with potential, and the recent Thames Valley music scene 
            (Ride, Slowdrive, etc.) around Oxford couldn’t have hurt either. Such 
            a development occasions an upgrade of identity, and On a Friday change 
            into Radiohead (a moniker appropriated from the Talking Heads’ “True 
            Stories”). A couple of EPs are snorted up and spat out but remain 
            in impulse buy boxes by the tills of Oxford’s record stores. At this 
            time, Radiohead themselves stride proudly into one such store to see 
            many units they’re shifting, only for the manager to attempt to unload 
            the undesired CDs back onto them for free. Under the pressure of label 
            investment, little appears to be happening for the band, and then 
            something does. 2. Baby I’m 
            Tuned to Your Wavelength Jonny Greenwood is not fond of the song, with its simplistic chord progression 
            and snide metaphors, and the more he is obliged to play it, the more 
            he hates it. When the band plays it in the studio, Jonny crunches 
            on his strings before the first chorus in a half-arsed attempt to 
            ruin the take, and unwittingly casts magic. “Creep” is a song of self-hatred, 
            of unattainable ideals and being unable to operate in the world as 
            one would like, and with Greenwood’s guitar jagging into the first 
            verse, disrupting the indulgent imagery and wistful flow before spewing 
            overdrive chaos across the chorus, a new layer of meaning is added: 
            It’s also a song that hates itself, wishing it didn’t have to be played, 
            wishing it could be proper music. In the studio, the power of the 
            effect is clear on the playback, and made even clearer by the subsequent 
            sales of the “Creep” EP (with a certain lyric replaced with the word 
            “very” for the purposes of commercialism), especially as slacker vogue 
            in the USA, and Jonny, with an irony worthy of Oedipus, has sealed 
            the band’s fate by trying to avoid it. With the band’s first LP, “Pablo Honey,” Radiohead is established as an 
            up-and-coming rock act, even though the popular opinion is that they 
            only have one “cool” song. The album has life but is too concerned 
            with rock ’n’ roll references to be a decent listen. Their live act, 
            on the other hand, displays a great deal more fire, and the band begin 
            playing to impressive crowds in medium-sized venues but despairingly 
            see the numbers dissipate once the evening’s rendition of “Creep” 
            is out of the way and the casual fans sod off down the pup early. 
            Radiohead continue to promote themselves, playing their hated song 
            of self-hatred that hates to be played, chiselling themselves a career 
            with gritted teeth. They play the exclusive Hell of an MTV beach party, 
            miming their misery to large pairs of breasts with models attached. 
            Thom attempts to get into the spirit of things by jumping into the 
            swimming pool, still wired up with his microphone, monitor earpiece 
            and electric guitar. Members of the production crew scrabble over 
            each other to hook him back out, possibly screaming “stop that Creep 
            guy, he’ll kill us all!” Of course, you can’t die in Hell, and the 
            strings continue to jerk them into performances.  Following singles “Anyone Can Play Guitar,” “Stop Whispering” and the 
            appallingly optimistic “Pop is Dead” simply serve to remind people 
            that the album with “Creep” on it is still available in all good record 
            shops. They support Tears for Fears in Las Vegas and bury their faces 
            in their respective hands when they hear the headliners cover “Creep” 
            in their own inimitable style. While being batted across the planet 
            and seeking refuge between inane interviews, they go for a drink at 
            some back-street dive in Bangkok only to hear the resident band start 
            up behind them and slowly realise that they too are covering that 
            dreaded song of theirs. By 1993, “Pablo Honey” has shifted millions 
            of miserable units. As crass as it sounds, success is hollow. Better 
            than selling crap suits, and excitingly strange, but still hollow. 
            In their own words, Radiohead are a professional one-song jukebox. 
            No artistry, no credibility. 3. Let Me Tell 
            you what it Says ... For the band, success brings such bacchanalian excesses as new Walkmans, 
            bass lessons, the odd spliff with the roadcrew, and a barn. This barn, 
            part of a converted fruit farm, bears the first signs of the band’s 
            new music, with an immediately different flavour. The record label 
            executives swinging by are uncertain, suspicious of what sounds like 
            progressive rock from their promising teenage angst pseudo-indie enterprise. 
            Simple guitar refrains are entwined in overdubs, just out of reach 
            of the ear. Disconcerting rhythms rumble in the distance. Vocal tracks 
            are anonymous whispers from the undergrowth, the lyrics delirious 
            babble. Every effort is clearly being made to grow something wild 
            and unfamiliar. The new single is still recognisable, and morbidly so. “My Iron Lung” 
            is “Creep” on its deathbed, renouncing its life with dispassion and 
            snotty self-reflexivity, hissing that “this is our new song, just 
            like the last one, a total waste of time ... ” before falling into 
            overdrive mockery. The structure is marginally more elaborate and 
            elongated, strung around a sarcastic riff and a sniggering inaudible 
            chorus, which suggests slight growth but not exactly the stuff of 
            epicurean salivation. The video is taken from a live set at the London 
            Astoria and shows the band as saliently happy, joyously dancing on 
            their own graves, with three guitars comfortably playing off each 
            other, knowing something we don’t about what’s to come. In the charts, 
            the single rises to number 23, the magic number. It will prove to 
            be a good omen. The next single to come is more intriguing and further removed. “Fake 
            Plastic Trees” fittingly has a title implying deception. The song 
            is akin to a beetle with crude glaring eyes depicted on its wing case 
            to fool predators, before the casing flicks open with a delicate little 
            flutter and flies away before its true character can be fully appreciated. 
            At first, it’s a lighters-aloft, mullet-wavering-in-the-breeze, white-flag-planting 
            rock ballad. Acoustic guitar strings are brushed with romantic restraint 
            and the vocal is humourlessly passionate. The “He” and “She” are introduced. 
            It appears tittering on the verge of silliness, and totally generic. 
            The listener can already hear the song’s upcoming chorus and climax 
            and the criticisms being agreed on over pints later. However, after 
            the first couple of bars the song begins to befuddle. The lyrics continue 
            to be vague, abstract, and then the drums don’t beat with the stadium 
            definition, the accompanying guitars are strikingly subtle, and then 
            comes the chorus with a sad shuffle instead of a scissor kick, if 
            it is the chorus, then it’s clear there isn’t a chorus, and we don’t 
            know where we are. There’s a cello playing somewhere, apparently. 
            And then, after a climax shuddering with futility, for some reason 
            the song continues with burnt-out grace, and the lyrics utter of an 
            exhausted meaning paled in the sun and the pretty bullshit of promises 
            with a small but sudden display, and as the song flitters away we 
            know Radiohead are now something worth catching. The single is a double 
            A-side with “Planet Telex,” an Eno-induced oddity of guitar delay 
            and rippling reverb, with a voice sounding intoxicated by empty communication 
            (in actuality intoxicated by wine, Thom singing on his back). Not 
            a great piece of music when removed from the collective, but it does 
            serve to advertise the mother-album as something new. “The Bends” emerges in 1995 to see only the three-colour swirl of Britpop, 
            with the occasional “new lad” adjusting his testicles here and there. 
            This era is a media-orgy of self-importance, a coloration of guitar 
            bands and artistic endeavours handling British identity with varying 
            degrees of pretence, with various chancers and cash-ins shovelled 
            on to give the impression of a grand movement. American music has 
            splattered and congealed against the wall; Britain now is conveniently 
            the place to be. Retroactive journalist fantasies are whipped out 
            unashamedly and played with until bedtime. Oasis are noble savages, 
            the working class Northern Ying, with Blur the frightfully ironic 
            upstarts, the art-school Southern Yang. The associations are shifting 
            the units. Bands actually making decent music dealing with class issues 
            are doing all right out of it too, with Pulp and the Manic Street 
            Preachers being led blinking up from the recesses of cultdom to Chris 
            Evans-endorsed heights, rewarded with perfect circles of platinum. 
            Basically, people who don’t really like guitar music are buying guitar 
            music too. For fetishists of pop reference, and employees of IPC, 
            it’s an exciting time, a sense of being back to the good-time rock 
            ’n’ roll their parents insist they enjoyed. Unfortunately for Radiohead, 
            their new album is too bereft of party choons to be aided by this 
            epoch, and too concerned with other matters. “Planet Telex” comes in like some deranged switchboard operator, the voice 
            addled by static, telling us “everything is broken, everyone is broken” 
            while fumbling with the jacks and sockets, but sounding far more comfortable 
            as the opening act rather than an A-side. A moment of crosswire babble 
            and then we are connected to the album and the reassuring power chords 
            of the title track, a steady bopping rock number steaming ahead with 
            lyrics informed by Douglas Copeland’s “Generation X” and Thom’s experience 
            of transatlantic business travel. The most significant element here 
            is humour, with wry ’60s nostalgia (amusing, considering the Britpop 
            context of Beatles revival, although probably not a deliberate reference) 
            and images of U.S. Marines and CIA agents descending upon our singer 
            for no apparent reason. Not entirely miserable so far. We stay in 
            rocky waters for the next track, “High and Dry,” a previous single, 
            again beginning with a genre intro, a nice bit of standard song-writing 
            with Jonny Greenwood, in a work of alchemy, making his guitar sound 
            like a violin. Approving nods from the listener, self-satisfaction 
            at a sensible purchase. Engagingly, there has been a tangible effort 
            to write these songs with depth, with intricate production and careful 
            balancing, and for those already initiated there is also the exciting 
            evidence of real growth since “Pablo Honey,” a great improvement in 
            the craftsmanship. The instruments are confident enough to avoid standing 
            out; the nasal sneering has disbursed to reveal warm subtlety. Here 
            we should note the production of John Leckie, previously at the helm 
            of LPs by The Fall and Magazine, and The Stone Roses’ debut, which 
            has clearly allowed the band precious elbow room while keeping them 
            on course. Also at work in the bowels of the studio is an upcoming 
            engineer by the name of Nigel Godrich, but more of him later. “Fake Plastic Trees” returns, almighty as ever, and suggests a new bearing. 
            Sure enough, the curiosity of “Bones” follows, an inside-out corpus 
            of noise with a juddering spine of a bass line, an ode to physical 
            pain. The pain is not self-inflicted, or indeed inflicted by anyone 
            else; it’s medical; it’s just there. The lyrics (based on Thom’s own 
            weak-limbed infancy) describe an infliction as something terrible 
            and losing an idyllic state of being, but also imply something wholesome 
            about as intense a feeling, amusing crying “you’ve got to feel it 
            in your bones” and recalls Arthur Schopenhauer’s line about life without 
            pain having no meaning. Perhaps surprising depth for an indie-rock 
            album track. Next we dissolve into a “Nice Dream,” with pleasant squeaks 
            along guitar strings from human fingers, a gentle swirl of rhythm 
            and surreal worlds washing away consciousness, before a frustrated 
            clawing of electric guitar finds nothing there. It’s just a dream, 
            and it stops, and we break against rock music again. “Just” solidly 
            berates its subject about his/her self-indulgence, inspired by a character 
            who threatened to kill himself at a party attended by members of the 
            band, and was evidently met with little sympathy. Just in the background 
            of the song is the figure of “Creep,” taking it all personally. It’s 
            a fine heavy tune, with a fresh Greenwood solo to seal the deal, but 
            seems a little clumsy in light of the promises made by the LP’s first 
            half. Ditto with the aforementioned “My Iron Lung,” which follows. The next three tracks, “Bullet Proof ... I Wish I Was,” “Black Star” and 
            “Sulk,” are intriguing and understated works, far removed from Radiohead 
            juvenilia. Tales of mundane, unspecific failings in relationships 
            help ground the LP but are too general to be moving, as nameless noises 
            scatter about the unfamiliar tones of instruments. All three songs 
            appear quite forgettable following the opening antheming, but the 
            tangible promise beneath the surface is most encouraging. Still, the 
            virgin listener may fear anticlimax. Then, simple stark notes fall 
            from the speakers, Thom’s bare voice wafts with a cold melody, and 
            “Street Spirit (Fade Out)” is all around us in a mysteriously wordless 
            chorus. A tick-tock drumbeat brings a sense of urgency, some dreadful 
            realisation is about to surface, urban imagery crumbles, and this 
            is something great, something sublime. Romantic sentiment of immersing 
            oneself in love is delivered with sincerity this time but also with 
            a sense of finality, of growing down with the ship. The forlorn pitch 
            of Thom’s voice is suspended; a gift unwrapped from its language. 
            Something big is being attempted. The notes fade out and the CD clunks 
            exhaustedly to a stop. And that’s “The Bends.” 4. Transmitter! The album materialises onto the shelves with striking artwork (despite 
            a certain likeness to that of U2’s “Zooropa”) by Stanley Donwood, 
            Oxford artistic oddball. It immediately stands out from the group 
            photography of standard Britpop sleeves, and obviously does not contain 
            many ditties about being all right, feeling supersonic, living in 
            a big house, feeling alright, riding a riverboat, getting drunk, living 
            forever and being generally all right. Not that “The Bends” is in 
            any way morbid or sullen, it just isn’t inanely happy. Reviews are 
            enthusiastic and generous with praise, probably due to low expectations, 
            and “The Bends” leaves the commercial outlets for people’s homes in 
            a steady trickle. The climate of guitar-authenticity helps pick up 
            the odd casual listener, and soon “Street Spirit” appears shoved between 
            the likes of Paul Weller and Cast on Best-Album-in-the-History-of-Northern-Hemisperical-Civilisation-Ever 
            style compilations. Much touring is done, including a stint supporting 
            R.E.M. across Europe and over the pond, Thom watching how Michel Stipe 
            handled his job and learning the tricks of the trade. Although President 
            Clinton was rumoured to be a fan, “The Bends” went unnoticed at the 
            back of U.S. mainstream record stores, the difficult second album 
            by those “Creep” guys, singles such as “Fake Plastic Trees” ill suited 
            for commercial radio, though it does burble up for an instant in the 
            film “Clueless.” Thom has the novel experience of filming a performance 
            of “Fake Plastic Trees” for the Conan O’Brien talk show, going out 
            with the band afterwards and getting drunk, staggering into his hotel 
            room, eventually finding the on switch for the TV, and then seeing 
            himself on the television performing “Fake Plastic Trees,” a sleek 
            and polished piece of music removed from himself and in the public 
            domain, entirely beyond his control. Back in Blighty, “The Bends” is not an instant smash hit but now spreads 
            respectably. By the end of 1995, sales are still rising and brake 
            as high as No. 4 in the charts. This is due to the single “Just,” 
            and much more so to the following EP “Street Spirit” and accompanying 
            video, and also the publicity of dominating the various magazines’ 
            end-of-year polls, many proclaiming “The Bends” as the acme release. 
            Thom is a notorious enough character for the music press to indulge 
            in necrophilia by predicting his mythical suicide. The album is a 
            slow-burning success, spread by word of mouth like some delightful 
            disease. In Japan, there are rumours of young female fans following 
            the band on international tours and financing their passion with prostitution, 
            and Phil Selway is the subject of an appreciation society. “The Bends” 
            swiftly progenerates to over a million copies, and is to be found 
            in people’s collections serving as part of the jolly Britpop canon, 
            or as a serious beard-stroking antidote to the Oasis vs. Blur nonsense, 
            or sound-tracking undergraduate existential crises, as the come-down 
            stoner special after a night’s raving, or as a decent bit of epic 
            arms-in-the-air rock with real instruments made of the realest wood 
            from trees that made the most real of sounds when they fell over, 
            or even just as a pretty good record. The band celebrate by playing 
            an entertaining (if not definitive) rendition of Carly Simon’s “Nobody 
            Does it Better” on various occasions, including a session for MTV, 
            before concluding that covers are not their forte. The band begins to slow down after two years of work, separating for holidays 
            and recreation. Though the human element has halted, the incorporeal 
            art continues to be at work. The B-side “Talk Show Host” is remixed 
            and, along with an original composition titled “Exit Music” (a mainly 
            acoustic track of doomed love, interesting in that it shimmers with 
            bitterness and vengeance rather than being dripping with cheap sentiment), 
            included in the Shakespeare-with-car-chases cinematic revision of 
            “Romeo and Juliet.” The band comes together again for a few hours 
            to record an original number for the “War Child” charity LP (the entire 
            record to be completed in a week), casting aside the easy option of 
            recording a jam or cover version with a conviction that eludes most 
            of their fellow contributors. The fruit of this brief liaison is a 
            slower song akin to “Bullet Proof ... ” by the name of “Lucky,” a 
            song of what sounds like delusional triumph and a deranged fantasy 
            of being superhuman, but again with a subtle humour in the imagery. 
            The structure sounds elaborate and straining to contain its numerous 
            desperate effects, but actually, on paper, is a simple bit of chord 
            progression played with cunning. Perhaps the reason it sounds so bizarre 
            is that Radiohead are trekking even further out from their time’s 
            musical frame of reference. The song will not age, as it does not 
            sound as if it belongs to its age, nor does it sound anything like 
            its age’s concept of retrospection or futurism; it just sounds different. 
            The song is the most striking part of the “War Child” LP by some distance 
            and, though it could not sound more unlike “Feed the World” if it 
            tried, it is chosen as the promotional single, and performs appallingly 
            in the charts. Innocent lives saved and money made, Radiohead withdraw 
            once more to work on their next long player, which will certainly 
            take a while. Back at the barn, ideas are forged into sound, moulded into music. The 
            record company, seeing an upcoming major act and appeased by still-rising 
            sales, allows Radiohead almost total freedom. Previous engineer Nigel 
            Godrich is promptly bought back and promoted to producer. The band, 
            specifically Thom and Jonny, are sick of typical guitar noise and 
            verse-chorus-verse-chorus lethargy, and the entire band is profoundly 
            influenced by trip-hop and the static beats of DJ Shadow, and also 
            the jazz nausea of Miles Davis’ “Bitches Brew” and Johnny Cash’s captivating 
            “Prison Tapes.” The new numbers are recorded in Jane Seymour’s country 
            mansion, which the band members isolate and time-slice themselves 
            within for weeks on end. Thom swears the place is haunted. Jonny decries 
            the enormous library as being crap. The songs being practiced and recorded are again a massive leap beyond 
            the latest work. Songs are clearly conceptual, with guitars played 
            to sound like the signified object of the songs rather than to any 
            genre presetting. The new “Airbag,” conjuring motorised chaos, for 
            example, is constructed to sound like a car crash, with a swerving 
            riff and violent finish. This has, of course, always been an element 
            of Radiohead’s music, but not so much by design before. The band returns 
            to touring to round off the new songs in a more human environment, 
            supporting Alanis Morissette and baffling her audiences with vaguely 
            progressive-rock mayhem. In the meantime, “The Bends” has continued 
            to grow across a broad spectrum of music listeners, and news of Radiohead’s 
            impending return gets many a mouth salivating. The band are concerned 
            that the music press will pan the thoroughly non-trendy music they’re 
            knocking up to such expectation, especially since Thom’s relationship 
            with the music press is only faintly civil. They elect to confront 
            the problem head-on by releasing a single that is seven minutes of 
            style-hopping strangeness unburdened by a chorus. “Paranoid Android” appears in May 1997 like a multi-segmented insectoid 
            alien crawling out from some ’50s-paranoia B-movie, sounding unlike 
            much else and with a rather unclear meaning. The lyrics shift from 
            fear and anxiety to royal death threats and vain indication to howling 
            despair and to assuming the will of God, and are childishly silly 
            at all times. It certainly sounds nothing like music press’ treasured 
            signifiers of coolness such as ’70s garage rock or pure ’60s glory, 
            and thus one would expect it to be slated faster than a church roof. 
            But in actuality, it’s instantly smothered in accolades and stamped 
            as Single of the Week left, right and centre. Britpop has faded by 
            this point, with Oasis inspiring only tabloid tedium; Blur pursuing 
            an overtly American direction and Pulp toning themselves down. There 
            is no mass movement to promote, and Radiohead are presented with an 
            open door. The press are thankful for something that sounds important. 
            The video by cartoonist Magnus Carlsson featuring pornographic mermaids, 
            ping-pong in Heaven and the melancholia at the European Parliament 
            is less than helpful in clearing up the subject matter. The monstrous 
            single goes straight into top five. 5. Oh! Picking 
            up Something Good! Around this time it dawns on Radiohead that they’ve somehow become one 
            of the biggest bands on the planet. They launch their new LP with 
            a massive show in Barcelona, sell out a UK enorm-o-dome tour in days 
            and have the entire first-world press all asking them what the most 
            stupid question they’ve been asked in all the interviews they’ve done. 
            They headline “Later with Jools Holland” and cause a similar reaction 
            to a last-minute equalising goal, and that’s nothing compared to what 
            follows. “OK Computer” is 50 minutes of experimental awkwardness without 
            obvious single material and utterly different from their previous 
            hits, and as soon as the promotional copies hit the doormats it’s 
            proclaimed as brilliant with every superlative that can be scraped 
            out of the respective language. Opener “Airbag” accelerates out of the silence and weaves along with fractured 
            drumming and breaking bass, its driver proclaiming he’s “back to save 
            the universe” having been saved himself by his erratic motor. Violins 
            are sampled blurts rather than sweeping accompaniments; the whole 
            affair sounds stripped down. An arty, expressionist trip-hop guitar 
            fusion compact that careens into the outland of “Paranoid Android,” 
            which is introduced by a electronic metronome sounding like the open-door 
            warning beeping from a bleeding car wreck. Following the nonsense 
            opus, we are driving again with “Subterranean Homesick Alien,” a tale 
            of wanting to be taken up by the notorious alien greys and removed 
            from humanity. These aliens, in terms of folklore, are the modern 
            equivalent of the faeries, strange and often malevolent creatures 
            in the woods tempting in the naïve traveller with bright lights for 
            their own amusement. The song is of hopeless longing, with wicked 
            guitar effects darting in and out of the headlights. The comedy is 
            still present, until the next track, a slight reworking of “Exit Music.” 
            Conspicuously synthesised human voices form a dispassionate choir 
            suggesting the suicide pact of the lyrics will go unnoticed. Fuzz 
            bass creates an ugly rhythm, and a last feeble cry of defiance is 
            swallowed by ghostly whispers. The listener must surely appreciate 
            the quiet intelligence of the album so far, resisting anything safely 
            commercial to ensure the money will keep rolling in and instead communicating 
            with it’s audience on a human level like a work of proper grown-up 
            art, the type of art commonly unattainable by the great unwashed and 
            sentenced to galleries, but in this case easily affordable at approximately 
            12 quid. Transportation returns in “Let Down,” a bright and glittering community 
            of beeps and plucks and notes, with lyrics at first reminding one 
            of Baudelaire’s “Flaneur,” the silent observer of civilisation avoiding 
            all involvement, with childish descriptions of mass transit and the 
            automatic emptiness of travelling with a destination, and then is 
            reminiscent of Ovid and Kafka with the metamorphosis of the character 
            into an insect, the voices separating and accompanying themselves, 
            fantasising about the destruction of his new body by some semiconscious 
            commuter. The general impression is of a world beyond control of the 
            individual; civilisation as a great idiot machine god composed of 
            people and their symbiotic technology, and those who are aware being 
            merely redundant cogs clattering to the ground. Not that that is the 
            “truth,” just an impression, no truer than anything else. This is 
            nothing as barren or indulgent as the concept albums of the ’70s, 
            but one can see where the music press are using comparisons of King 
            Crimson and Genesis, despite Radiohead perpetually reiterating that 
            they can’t stand progressive rock music; their LP is about self-contained 
            music. The next single is “Karma Police,” which is to have a video featuring 
            driving yet again, and it’s a marginally more conventional alternative 
            number. The guitar is more prominent in carrying the melody, along 
            with a modest stand-up piano. The mention of “fridge buzz” relates 
            to the monotonous guitar sound of alternative rock (for example, in 
            songs such as, oh, let’s say, “Creep”). The Hindu/Buddhist enforcement 
            agency of the title is a comical creation of the band, a fictional 
            outfit they will to correct their indignities. Here the lyrics relate 
            of following into revenge and regaining control. As an anthem it’s 
            a rather refreshing substitute to the quasi-fascist ilk of “We are 
            the Champions.” The most orthodox piece is followed by a jarring interlude: A voice box 
            (most commonly associated with Professor Steven Hawking’s self-described 
            “Dalek voice,” which gives the effect a certain authority) provides 
            mindless instructions for self-improvement and self-justification 
            to a backdrop of sci-fi dystopia dialogue and sounds of industry. 
            Images of success are offered in script format before the diatribe 
            unfolds into the surreal cat on a stick and pig in a cage, on antibiotics. 
            The band had considered starting off “OK Computer” with this peculiarity 
            but feared that it might deter casual buyers by making themselves 
            sound like pretentious wankers. Certainly part of why “Fitter, Happier 
            ...” works is that it just pops up out of the blue as a distraction 
            rather than a declaration. Again, it’s actually quite funny, for reasons 
            anyone who’s had complete strangers approach them to suggest physical 
            improvements will appreciate. Radiohead themselves, however, will 
            soon tire of the track, ceasing to use it as walk-on music at their 
            live shows, and consider it one of the multitude of things that seemed 
            a good idea at the time. Next is a blessedly up-tempo guitar workout, “Electioneering,” a blast 
            of noise describing that state of first-world democratic politics 
            without ranting and getting self-righteous, twisting the glitz and 
            glam of campaigning into something vicious and voracious. References 
            of “cattle prods” are understood by those who know, as are mentions 
            of “voodoo economics” and “the IMF.” The pragmatic chorus suggests 
            that all political creeds are centred on the same desires and ambitions, 
            and by going forward or going backward, you’ll end up in the same 
            place, and the cynical conclusion that whoever you vote for, it’ll 
            be the same old shit. It’s a good bit of angry fun, and tastefully 
            done, before a return to the more consistent themes of the album. 
            “Climbing Up the Walls” chatters in with a nervous, shivering bass 
            distortion and pounding, compressed tom-toms, flickers of guitar, 
            a voice barely comprehensible coming from a darkened corner saying 
            he is a “key” and can walk into your home, fondle the toys in your 
            basement, stalking your essence unhindered by matter, advising you 
            to remove your children’s eyes to save the horror of what is to come. 
            It’s an unsettling piece, far beyond any hackneyed melodrama of stalkers 
            and series killers; it adheres instead to more classical concepts 
            of the furies and malignant spirits, with a staggering, fevered rhythm 
            that finds its way between the listener’s eyes. Then, a ray of relief as shining argent notes chime from Ed O’Brien’s 
            Rickenbacker, cushioned with sympathetic bass. “No Surprises” opens 
            like a music box and is a bright moment of clarity, when the stolid 
            clamour of the world is finally shut out and simpler pleasures appreciated, 
            “the quiet life” with “no alarms and no surprises.” It’s an exquisite 
            effect, a very clean and soothing song of humdrum suburbia that is 
            a great change from most rock music’s abiding of urbane bohemia. A 
            glockenspiel is employed to complete the sense of the song being some 
            rediscovered artefact of childhood. Next, “Lucky” dispels the nostalgia 
            slightly, receiving the appointment it deserves as a track on such 
            a startling LP. Finally, “The Tourist” arrives, or rather is left 
            behind, pleading for calm and order in the face of chaos. The song 
            is described by its author, Jonny Greenwood, as a last-minute effort 
            that surprised him by ending up on the LP, but even a fleeting listen 
            will reveal the usual level of detail and effort in the structure. 
            The pace is slowed for an understated finish, a slow-walking blues-style 
            riff coming to its rest. The last cry of “idiot, slow down” completes 
            the circle that began with the speeding German car of “Airbag,” and 
            a last ting of what could be a triangle brings the journey to its 
            end. Now, this is an intentional work of minimalist art, not a party record 
            or something to wind down with after a long day’s duties as a desk 
            monkey. Its cerebral music explores whatever the human condition might 
            be, not the airborne anodyne of mainstream culture’s radio stations. 
            Surely it’s destined for art-school admiration and cult formation. 
            Well, no, it’s going to be the biggest record of the year. It’ll go 
            platinum in a couple of months. It’ll condemn the responsible band 
            to playing to identical seas of heads in the biggest venues that dozens 
            of cities can offer. And the reason basically is that everyone has 
            got a brain, and most people enjoy using it. Stanley Donwood’s art returns, this time white and clinical, with public 
            symbols and logos removed from their contexts and in a semiotic jumble 
            pasted across the record sleeve with disconcertingly unspecific meanings. 
            The record does very well, appealing to various tastes, as well as 
            the buy-two-records-a-year middle-aged types. There are few other 
            major records that year, with only the Verve’s over-hyped comeback 
            “Urban Hymns” and Spiritualised’s “Ladies and Gentlemen We are Floating 
            in Space” receiving the same sort of enthusiasm, and neither of those 
            are considered anywhere as important. Radiohead then headline at Glastonbury, 
            the year the famous weather turns the entire site into a quagmire, 
            and perform a legendary set that, despite constant technical problems 
            that blow up the monitors and leave Thom singing without being able 
            to hear the rest of the band, they play to a magical standard that 
            even when watched through the oracle of television seems lucid and 
            direct, not just going through the motions to promote the new record; 
            the resulting leap in sales confirms how much the buying public responds 
            to such sincerity. During the performance, Thom asks Andy the lighting 
            man to switch on the front lights to illuminate the audience he hasn’t 
            been able to see yet. Andy obliges, and the band sees a vast crowd 
            of thousands cheering at them, stretching back up the hill off into 
            the blackened horizon, a sight they won’t forget. After Glastonbury, 
            it’s all downhill. As chronicled by Grant Gee’s rockumentary “Meeting People is Easy,” Radiohead 
            tour their record for over a year, subject to the same uncontrollable 
            machine of civilisation the prophetic LP depicts. You, gentle reader, 
            may consult this film for further details of this period, but suffice 
            to say that playing to hundreds of thousands of screaming devotees, 
            shifting millions of copies of their art, receiving endless kudos, 
            affecting countless young lives and making vast sums of money that 
            will support them for life is in reality a fairly tedious existence, 
            because it is all done dutifully without any free will, without any 
            sense of autonomy, just as parts of the machine. This time there is 
            far greater success in America, although ultimately they’re still 
            the “Creep” guys. During this period, your young correspondent sees 
            Radiohead live at the Birmingham NEC, with DJ Shadow and Teenage Fanclub, 
            and is awestruck, the most memorable moment being the second encore 
            when Jonny begins to strum out “The Tourist” only to completely cock 
            it up and the rest of the band to make wanking hand gestures at him 
            in fits of laughter. Up on the distant stage, Jonny leans across to 
            a microphone and says, “I’ll get me coat.” 6. Hey Radio 
            Head! The sound ... of a Brand New World ... So, now one of the biggest bands in recorded human history, avatars of 
            rock ’n’ roll fantasy, Radiohead decide to make a new record as completely 
            different as possible. Actually, a B-side to “Karma Police” titled 
            “Meeting in the Aisle” hinted at he way they were going, being a haunting 
            instrumental of trip-hop beats and phased keys, with no discernable 
            guitars or indie-rock elements. Thom in particular now considers guitar 
            rock offensively stale and is repelled by his media image of the miserable 
            mouthpiece of middle-class fender-fetish apathy. He consumes the back 
            catalogue of Warp Records, letting Aphex Twin and Boards of Canada 
            take over his home. The pressures of recording a follow-up to a record 
            that had been voted “Best of All Time” by the readers of Q magazine 
            a few months after it was released were already very obvious. Efforts 
            to record on the hoof during the never-ending “OK Computer” tour, 
            with days off in local studios (even to the extent of flying in Nigel 
            Godrich), had proved fruitless. Thom’s collaborations with, among 
            others, UNKLE, Drugstore, PJ Harvey and Björk help keep the creative 
            juices following but do little to inspire new Radiohead songs, and 
            writer’s block settles in for an extended stay. In chemistry, a system approaching its end is subject to entropy, its 
            deterioration and dismemberment caused by a depleted energy supply, 
            resulting in a messy end. Anyone who had fallen out with flatmates 
            following a period of tension knows the feeling. As the “OK Computer” 
            promotional duty circus begins to wind down, Radiohead are feeling 
            themselves begin to come apart. They are all too aware that after 
            the press’ ecstatic hyperbole over the last release a massive backlash 
            must be in the wings awaiting the next one. It’s time they were hated 
            as artistically sterile complacent dinosaurs, or something. Initial 
            practices and rehearsals are torturous, lashed by colossal pressure, 
            writer’s block and the unspoken desire to be a completely different 
            band, with five different concepts of what that band should be. Ed 
            wants to make garage rock, Thom wants to make electronica, and so 
            on. Radiohead are almost unable to operate as a unit and are on the 
            verge of splitting. The solution is to have a “house meeting.” In the terribly awkward nature 
            of these occasions, worries are voiced, criticisms are offered, insults 
            are exchanged, tears are shed, love is reaffirmed and compromises 
            are reached. It is clear that a completely new process is required, 
            a leap into the unknown with the risk of humiliation and expensive 
            failure, a terrifying proposition in any career. With Godrich as their anchor, Radiohead move into a new studio and uncharted 
            waters, playing with new instruments, new technology, experimenting 
            with voice distortion to reduce the role of the singer to the level 
            of just another instrument, writing lyrics using William S. Burroughs’ 
            cut-up technique by picking words and phrases out of a hat, constructing 
            songs layer by layer with overdubs instead of through jamming, producing 
            each other’s tracks, trying anything they can not to be the previous 
            Radiohead. Over the next few months, songs begin to emerge, and a 
            spot of touring over Europe helps give them identity. By 2000, an 
            LP is on its way. Enough tracks are mixed and done for two LPs, in 
            fact, but first things first. Immediately, it is clear that things are different to avoid the Heart 
            of Darkness promotional passage of “OK Computer.” Titled “Kid A” in 
            reference to the fictional (or non-fictional, if you like) first human 
            clone test-tube baby, and as a reference to its laboratory method 
            of song-writing, the album is ready, but there will be no singles, 
            no videos. Instead, there are 10 40-second segments from the LP aired 
            as commercials between the standard promotional videos, with appropriate 
            animation. The new killer-bear logo, based on Hello Kitty, appears 
            on the television spots. The UK main tour is to be conducted without 
            advertising or corporate sponsorship through the use of a large, portable 
            circus tent for their gigs, travelling about the country in mock-Romany 
            fashion. As imaginative as it is, this last gimmick causes the most 
            controversy, the perfectly valid counter-argument being that without 
            the advertising to supplement ticket prices, the price of such purity 
            is paid for by the punter, with tickets on sale at around 40 quid. 
            Still, enough fans will dig into their pockets, or somebody’s pockets 
            at least, to sell out the tour very quickly. Anticipation is high 
            but already sceptical. “Kid A” is met with widespread reviews of bafflement and indifference 
            almost before it is heard, the presumption being that it is a work 
            by desperate turncoats, artificial and deliberately severe listening. 
            Grand and familiar brilliance is demanded instantly to justify the 
            band’s lofty position and the media’s previous grovelling, not a maiden 
            venture into different genres. “Everything in its Right Place” opens 
            the LP with a snappy strain of synthesised piano, setting a tone of 
            dance music, before Thom’s voice comes in through sampled burbles 
            with eventual words palpable but purveying no linear rock narrative, 
            no themes, just self-contained blather. It might well be a song from 
            the perspective of a foetus. The voice is warped and looped and disfigured 
            in a masochistic flurry, distancing this new consonance from the authorship 
            of the old Radiohead, but with the joshing line of “... I woke up 
            sucking a lemon” and the intellectual application of deconstructionist 
            theory, and the presence of a good tune, we know it is indeed our 
            beloved outfit returning to the fore. Thom’s voice, technical effects 
            aside, sounds far more mature than it did on “The Bends” or even “OK 
            Computer,” and clearly has more to say, even if it’s reluctant to 
            actually say it. The voice is even more reluctant on the second track, 
            “Kid A,” a conspicuously Aphex Twin style (but without the pseudo-sociopath 
            tendencies) of robotic lullaby, vaguely Orwellian, with the only discernable 
            words being “the rats and children follow me out of town,” which suggests 
            a comment of Thom’s image of a rock star. Again, the authority of 
            pre-established Radiohead is being subverted: so far, so introspective. 
            The music is intriguing, less avant-garde and more simplistic than 
            most artists on the Warp label, but comprises fuller songs instead 
            of the usually flat gadgetry of the genre. They’re obviously not out 
            to impress with how many knobs they’ve learnt to twiddle; the emphasis 
            is still on the son-gwriting craft rather than the neoteric technicalities. “The National Anthem” provides a bit of action, a rolling bass line chugging 
            past flashing signals of programming and jazz panic, with chattering 
            symbols and deadening drums. Sounding akin to the kraut-rock rhythmics 
            of “Neu!” and “Can,” the track is a more formulaic song, the lyrics 
            of existential faltering, with a daemon brass section breaking up 
            through the ground and imitating Miles Davis for the song’s helpless 
            passengers. Off into the night it goes, and perhaps the LP’s most 
            conventional song takes its place. “How to Disappear Completely” is 
            a song obviously written on a guitar, and indeed has been kicking 
            about for a while. An epic Scott Walker effect is achieved by the 
            blurred rushes of strings, horns and estranged guitars, and it’s a 
            mesmerising work of music that insists that it’s not really there, 
            convinced that it’s not really playing. It’s an ambient limbo. The instrumental “Treefingers” follows in a similar vein. No tune, no 
            beat, no singular instruments, no movement, no form, a static wash 
            of entrancing noise that could be compared to sections of Talk Talk’s 
            soundscape albums “Laughing Stock” and “Spirit of Eden.” It’s both 
            relaxing and disquieting. A skeletal guitar breaks the stasis and 
            “Optimistic” begins, which reveals itself to be two shows glued together 
            in the middle, strange quantum rhythm fading in and out. Themes of 
            apathy and an inability to confront the world murmur up, but efforts 
            to proposition meaning for the song feel futile; the album strives 
            to be an entirely separate entity, and the self-imposed isolation 
            makes for some fairly extraordinary music, but the distance makes 
            communication difficult. The tumbling “In Limbo” is another masterwork of production, but smacks 
            of experimental filler, which only works between tracks. “Idioteque” 
            is more striking and feels like a fully embodied song, a rippling 
            doomsayer dance track of ecological disaster, with an unsettling use 
            of common phrases, Thom wailing “I laugh until my head comes off” 
            with what sounds like a literal meaning. Cynical advice is offered 
            for all the bewildered children in indie clubs, and is even complete 
            with a faintly romantic chorus. If singles had been released, this 
            would surely have been one, and so would the next track, “Morning 
            Bell,” possibly the most distinct track here with definite drumming, 
            bass and tune. Images of children being cut in half float among disconnected 
            sentence fragments with a fast but gentle pace. The band are taking 
            care not to venture opinions, not to tell a story, wary of the gruelling 
            response of such efforts with “OK Computer”; they’re just making some 
            noise, and you may make of it what you will. The closing “Motion Picture 
            Soundtrack” does indeed sound like a soundtrack, not a whole song 
            in its own right, which does seem to work within the confines of “Kid 
            A.” An electronic organ plays a variant of a death march while Thom’s 
            voice may as well be singing in Norwegian for all the sense it makes. 
            Harp strings signal the end, except that once the song has faded out, 
            some electrocuted whale song swims back out from the silence for a 
            few seconds, and then that’s the end. If viewed chronologically, “Kid 
            A” does at first seem quiet – in terms of grandeur it is a great deal 
            smaller than “OK Computer” and “The Bends,” and even “Pablo Honey,” 
            when one would predict this latest LP to continue the ascent of scale, 
            but instead it cuts short such musical convention. If anything, “Kid 
            A” feels a bit like the “Airbag” compilation of “OK Computer” B-sides, 
            errant and experimental works without a common thread. As with all 
            their previous work, they have not pioneered the sounds they play. 
            All the bleeps and thuds and squeaks can be found in abundance down 
            in the electronic underground, but the compositions are still of a 
            classical song-writing mentality in that the artistic sensibility 
            supersedes the rhythm and the medium. It’s a satisfying work, self-referential, 
            certainly, but that’s always been an element to Radiohead, and a bold 
            if unsteady step. The album is released with artwork of unnatural 
            ice-age landscapes, again by Donwood, significantly without lyric 
            sheets printed, and with a cunningly concealed booklet beneath the 
            plastic CD tray with memorable images of cartoon-bear death squads 
            and a Tony Blair caricature. Reviews are muted, unsure whether they 
            should be enjoying the album, but obviously the record initially sells, 
            as it’s the first Radiohead album in over three years. Rolling Stone 
            magazine slates “Kid A” with an utterly hilariously alphabetical list 
            of snipes, and even the more favourable articles imply that it’s just 
            a phase the band will grow out of, like a dopey adolescent in need 
            of a shag. Then the LP goes to No. 1 in the American charts and stays 
            there, and nobody, least of all Thom Yorke, can figure out why. Tours 
            follow, success seasons and blooms, but without the vividness or choking 
            pollen of “OK Computer” because everyone knows whom Radiohead are 
            now. It’s widely known that Radiohead’s label is already gravid with the next 
            LP, with tracks mainly conceived, recorded and mixed during the same 
            period as those which appeared on “Kid A” (not that “Kid A” was the 
            pick of the litter but merely a set of songs deemed to work as a whole). 
            And sure enough, just under a year later we are blessed again by another 
            little bundle of joy, this one christened “Amnesiac.” Singles shall 
            be released, videos shot, publicity agencies paid obscene amounts 
            of money, all to illustrate that “Amnesiac” is a separate life, not 
            a sequel or the second act of the last record. Thom promises “... 
            glossy magazine photo-shoots, children’s television appearances, film 
            premier appearances, dance routines, and many interesting interviews 
            about my tortured existence.” Before long the single “Pyramid Song” 
            laps across the hospital floor, a bright and bobbing song structured 
            around a light piano refrain, surprising with its decorous tones. 
            No chorus, of course, impossible to dance to, and a string of skewered 
            images such as “black-eyed angels swam with me” rather than any lyrical 
            narrative; it’s not exactly a return to an earlier mentality but hardly 
            in the vein of their last straying long player either. Nor is it a 
            progression as it of the same creative phase. “Compromise” is rather 
            a pejorative word but perhaps the best suited to describe the sound 
            of “Pyramid Song.” It’s a very pretty, free-flowing number. Its video 
            of computer-animated divers exploring a drowned city plays perpetually 
            on MTV, and a live performance on Top of the Pops is met with mild 
            confusion but game enthusiasm by the prepubescent, captive audience. 
            Water has broken, anticipation begins to contract, and we are prepared. Packaged in a mock library book of Donwood artwork (and with references 
            to Ray Bradbury’s “Fahrenheit 451”), “Amnesiac” is immediately a new 
            album. Briskly titled opener “Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin 
            Box” does recall “Everything in its Right Place,” bereft of guitar 
            and with electronic melody and beat, but the locals are clear, without 
            being freaked by distortion. Thom mutterings of persecution and fatigue 
            are not a million miles away from sentiments voiced on “OK Computer,” 
            and significantly the meaning in the lyrics is direct in the classical 
            sense. In fact, many fans are already familiar with some of these 
            tracks from their live performances over the past year, adding to 
            the intimateness. The sensation continues through “Pyramid Song,” 
            and then not so into “Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors,” which is a similarly 
            impenetrable gaggle of electronica as the title track on “Kid A.” 
            Next, “You and Whose Army” has been cited as a return to confrontational 
            rhapsody, a la “Electioneering,” but is a far slower, softer song 
            (actually filtered through an egg box, maybe as a reference to the 
            non-coup-inducing ammunition of student protestors), the vocals feeble 
            and vague and only the term “cronies” associates it with the current 
            Labour administration. The guitars sound almost Pacific, like some 
            very lip hula, bringing a slight drizzle instead of slaking rain. 
            A crashing of pianos adds drama, and then that’s it. Far stronger 
            is “I Might Be Wrong,” a possessing throng of guitar riffs, intercontinental 
            drumming and fiddly bass, and it comes as a great relief. Meaning 
            is still elusive, but it’s a groovy moment of confusion for all. Stronger 
            still is “Knives Out,” future single and already a fan favourite, 
            a momentous tumble of tingling noises, plucked notes messed with shimmying 
            symbols and Thom’s comforting wail. A different version of “Morning 
            Bell” comes up behind, and is nice enough but maybe pointless. The 
            next three tracks, “Dollars and Cents,” “Hunting Bears” and “Like 
            Spinning Plates,” are a detour back to calculated soundscapes, all 
            flickering with intrigue and craftsmanship, perhaps closer to moments 
            of “OK Computer” than “Kid A,” vocals spliced, guitars grotesque and 
            organs droning, Rupert the Bear fleeing for his life as his scarf 
            snags on tree branches and is torn away. “Spinning Plates” is the most successful effort, hypnotic and vertiginous 
            yet startling in its clarity. There is a great sense of tension in 
            the imagery of keeping those plates going but also an absence of time, 
            a lonely bypass of causality, and indeed it is actually a blend of 
            backward- and forward-playing recordings. The album closes with the 
            jazzy sing-a-long of “Life in a Glass House,” a jaunty celebration 
            of the fragility of friendship, once a plain acoustic lament but now 
            matured with the assistance of Humphrey Littleton (once booked by 
            then Cambridge Students Union officer Colin Greenwood). It’s a happy 
            ending this time, and “Amnesiac” goes to the No. 1 spot around the 
            Atlantic rim with seasoned ease. Radiohead soon play an open-air show 
            at South Park, Oxford, supported by unsigned natives and local peers 
            such as Supergrass, complete with Matt Stone and Trey Parker “designed” 
            T-shirts (the most entertaining featuring Eric Cartman with the “Kid 
            A” bear logo face). During the final encore, Thom begins to play the 
            opening notes to their final number, only to have his keyboard sputter 
            and die on him. “Booger,” Thom declares comically, looking around at his giggling band-mates, 
            “Err, right then, let’s try something else ... ” And, to the surprise 
            of everybody, including Radiohead themselves, they finish the night 
            with a joyous blasting of “Creep.” It’s a fine and affirming night. 7. ...You Can’t 
            Help the Way You Sound And that brings us to here, 2004, and “Hail to the Thief.” With a title 
            taken from an anti-Bush placard and recorded during a period of imminent 
            warfare, it’s a fresh and trashing different fettle of fish. As with 
            “Amnesiac,” the band members are to throw themselves into the promotion 
            and the business of being professionals. Publicity photos of band 
            members holding up requests for airbrushing and digital enhancement 
            are plastered in public places (Thom’s demands “make my eyes the same!” 
            while Phil requests “give me hair so I can remind myself why I shaved 
            it off”) and the new uncanny faces grin down unnervingly. Thom even 
            gives personal press interviews to the much-despised NME, and both 
            he and Jonny are subjected to the wit of Jonathan Ross on prime-time 
            television, shifting in their garish seats like children visiting 
            relatives. There is a sour episode when studio recordings of the new 
            LP find their way online, which riles the band, as the exposed tracks 
            are not even mixed, only half dressed. But the LP proper is to arrive 
            a few weeks later. New single “There There” is foretold by a superb 
            video of Grimm horror, depicting Thom wandering into a wood to espy 
            Cosgrove Hall-style anthropomorphic forest creatures attending weddings 
            and reading broadsheets, before he steals a shining golden fleece 
            in the form of a GAP jacket from a tree, is pursued by ravens and 
            then transformed into a tree himself. The song itself is somewhat 
            reminiscent of “Don’t Fear the Reaper” with its ’60s guitar lines, 
            but with a steady delta-blues rhythm carrying the doubting anxiety 
            and disbelief of one’s own senses conveyed in the lyric. Mythical 
            references pop up and add a Jungian flavour to the endeavour, like 
            a dream of a boat ride through a steaming swamp, with archetypes lurking 
            in the rushes. It’s catchy, and with a gentle chorus and rocking-out 
            climax, and also highlights the maturity in the voice of Thom (now 
            a father). The full LP is here now, with bastardised psycho-geographic roadmap artwork 
            via Donwood, complete with alternative titles for the LP and all its 
            tracks, and it opens with a short, sharp burst of “1984”-inspired 
            vitriol, “2+2=5.” Essentially, the track is a tribute to the old maxim 
            “if you ain’t angry, you ain’t been playing attention.” A rapid strike 
            at complacency in the face of unilateralist policy, musically succinct 
            and precise, it quickly vanishes back into the undergrowth. “Sit Down, 
            Stand Up” continues with the power theme but again does not cheaply 
            snipe at public hate figures, choosing instead the more demanding 
            task of addressing the culture which elects them. The song is a seamless 
            fusion of rock and dance, illustrating how much of a vital learning 
            curve the previous LPs were. After an ominous hush and the suggestion 
            of corporate weather control, delirious drums and bass heave through 
            the programming and beeping apparatus; visceral as well as cerebral 
            this time, and handled with an expert sense timing and restraint only 
            previously hinted at on such tracks as “Fake Plastic Trees.” So far, 
            there is a much leaner outfit at work. “Sail to the Moon” slows things 
            down, a sleepy and isolated song floating by, sounding a bit Icelandic, 
            with “Backdrifts” left nodding nervously afterwards. “Go to Sleep” 
            is a more determined sound, tightly structured and snappily delivered 
            with an imaginative beat and far too many touches to take in at once 
            and subtly flipping over halfway through into a different song, destined 
            to be a single release. “Where I End and You Begin” jugs up from a 
            different direction, finger noise bass and gusting guitar effects, 
            breathless vocals, falling debris of riffs. It’s a remarkable basilisk 
            of a song, ending with the promise of “I will eat you alive.” The pace is lost somewhat with “We Suck Young Blood,” a whiney dirge save 
            for the use of handclaps and the sudden stumble of piano. Matters 
            improve with “The Gloaming,” an electronic affair of buzzing percussion 
            and almost Lovecraftian warnings of dark forces, and then a peak with 
            “There There,” with your correspondent swaying in his seat to the 
            hungry beat as he listens and types right now. “I Will” is musically 
            a rather forgettable 2-minute lapse following such a strong song. 
            Still, strikingly schizophrenic vocals suggesting Middle Eastern destruction 
            are an interesting distraction before “A Punch-up at a Wedding,” a 
            title to inspire scenes of biting Mike Lee melodrama (the song’s alternative 
            title being the more amusing “No No No No No No No”). Lifting Snoopyish 
            piano and melodic bass lead the way through this effective and beguiling 
            mash of noise, before the thick fuzz of the malignant “Myxomatosis” 
            clogs the ears. The album so far has been a great mess, a deluge of 
            ideas and a searing heat of humans playing music together. Guitars 
            are back but have been shaved and brainwashed. Genres are blurred, 
            styles are incestuous, and mayhem hails supreme. “Scatterbrain” is 
            a breath of air, calm in the context, although it would sound frantic 
            on most other albums, guitars attempting to hush and comfort. “Wolf 
            at the Door” is waiting as we reach the exit and clasp the handle. 
            A barely recognisable Thom unleashes frustrated babble about loss, 
            fear, peer pressure, privilege and social obligation between the eerie 
            chorus, based around desperate attempts to placate a kidnapper, furiously 
            conveys being, as a simulated voice once put it “concerned but powerless,” 
            cornered by chaos, managing political relevancy without the use of 
            a high horse. And that’s that. Not perfect, not a cynical regurgitation, 
            no pandering to the vogue, no pretentious attempt to ensnare the epoch, 
            no attempt at any unattainable ideal of the perfect LP, just a fascinating 
            and thrilling assemblage of sounds. And now, Radiohead continue to be a massive art franchise, talented and 
            stable enough to operate in the commercial mainstream and still maintain 
            their collective personality, heretics in their confidence that people 
            do actually like the music rather than the brand. Oliver 
            Alexander Bayliss slopped into being in Royal Leamington Spa, 
            on the night of Joy Division’s final gig. Since then he has experienced 
            physical growth of approximately 20,000% and has consistently employed 
            his time with scribbling this sort of rubbish. In certain London haunts, 
            his karaoke version of “Creep” is still discussed in cracked sleep-deprived 
            whispers. Related link: Radiohead's official website  |